a paranoiac in reverse

"If you're a poet, you do something beautiful. I mean you're supposed to leave something beautiful after you get off the page and everything."
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Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

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Last night I got a phone call that Steven was in the hospital and I wouldn’t wish that panic on anyone. It was a hit & run. He’s wasn’t hurt, but his friend was hit. Injuries were minor I think so he’ll be okay but dear god there are some assholes in this world



Watching this cute video can help raise money for other cute dogs. Seems like a good deal to me!

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There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me.
Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via larmoyante)

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sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out

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On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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trying to eat healthy like


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